The A.V. Club has a hilarious post about the worst band names of ’07, and I gotta tell ya, I fucking rolled on the floor with some of these names. Let me give you a glorious taste:
Gay Witch Abortion
Statutory Grape
Harmonica Lewinsky
Slut Barf
Ima Fucking Gymnast
This shit goes on for 3 pages. Seriously, this is one of the funniest things I’ve read all day, and that’s pretty damn good cause I read the Bible today…..too soon?
I really like how you put The Bible in red.
And I think my favorite is Harmonica Lewinsky.
That would even be a great baby name… Harmonica. But you would inevitably have to name your other kids after musical instruments, and somehow I just don’t think French Horn would fly.
I LOL’ed at Raperies (Not Draperies)… and all the metal and emo ones…
I would totally pay to see Special Ed & the Shortbus… AND feel like my money was going to a good cause.