Real Stupidity #9

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“Includes easy-to-follow directions”

If I wanted to break in to houses and steal cars I would buy this. It even names all of the things that you can use it to break into. You can’t read it but it also says Not Available in FL under the picture. Maybe Florida finally realized that legally allowing people to break into things might contribute to the crime rate, a little… Why would you ever remember to keep a LOCK PICK on you if you forget your keys? Why not just hide a spare key? “Oh damn, I’m locked out of my house again! Good thing I have my trusty lock pick, now I’ll be able to force myself inside this locked home.”

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