Real Stupidity #22

For 24.98, you can make your dog go from looking up (rather menacingly) to looking down! Silence is golden.

Real Stupidity #21

Here is another innovation, a computer that you can wear! It’s fantastic! Imagine, walking around your house wearing a “fashion vest” that also has a computer built in to it. And the best part is, it’s only $5,000! This guy looks like he’s the terminator or something with that thing on his head. The look on his face is better than Britney’s. The keyboard looks like you can really use it easily, too.

Real Stupidity #20

With a Snowball Maker, children will touch the snow only to throw each snowball, avoiding uncomfortably wet or cold hands and gloves. For those who enjoy their fires cool and refreshing and their ice water warm and toasty. Or maybe just those who like throwing frozen water at each other without all the hassles of frozen water. How rich can you get? You won’t have cold hands… Oy. This thing is so stupid… And the picture, don’t you like the plaster snowballs, and the “ice” and “snow?”

Real Stupidity #19

This picture is an oldie but a goodie: Good ol’ Britney Spears. Talk about fake. The look on her face, that’s what sells Pepsi. Who wouldn’t be sold by the “Am I doing this right?” look? You can tell how talented Miss Spears is because she has Pepsis in each hand, and is holding a mike at the same time. Is this to say that she drinks Pepsi when she performs or that she performs when she drinks Pepsi? Or simply that one bottle of Pepsi isn’t enough? I wonder what planet the animal that her jacket is made of is from.

Real Stupidity #18

Yes, that is right… rewards for smoking! All you have to do is smoke 325 packs to get a Tek Jacket! Only 150 packs gets you a lovely candle/potpourri set! That should help get the stink out of your new jacket from the mere 475 packs that you smoked to get the items. You’ve certainly got merit. Way to go. And remember, average idiot who would take up this marketing campaign, “Cigarette Smoke Contains Carbon Monoxide.” I’m sure you know that means cigarettes are bad.

Real Stupidity #17

Which is more effective? the above or…

I’d have to say the first one scares the hell out of me.

Real Stupidity #16

If you aren’t concerned about you cat’s urethra, who will be? It’s like they are asking “Have you examined your cat’s privates today?” Why would anyone ever ask anybody that question in the first place? That cat is thinking right now, “Damn, my urinary tract health isn’t very good, I hope my human buys me new cat food so we can fix this up quick snap!”

Real Stupidity #15

“America’s Favorite Cat”? I’ve never heard of this feline. The Best Cat Ever. The Best Cat Ever is a sequel to cat fancy books with other original titles like: The Cat Who Came for Christmas, and The Cat and the Curmudgeon. This is the “poignant conclusion to the saga of the haughty, endearing Polar Bear…” Someone wrote a saga about a cat? How can you write an entire saga about a freakin’ cat? The haughty, endearing polar bear, and his cranky, lovable human.” If that doesn’t grab you, then you should check for a pulse.

Real Stupidity #14

Just point and spray, and you too can get excited. The ad says ’2oz’, but the badly drawn label on the excite spray says ’1oz’ if you look closely.

Real Stupidity #13

It’s called Stump Out. Ideal for getting rid of that pesky tree stump. What if you pour some of it on your hand? Then you might have another stump instead of getting rid of one! Zing!