Real Stupidity #22

For 24.98, you can make your dog go from looking up (rather menacingly) to looking down! Silence is golden.

Real Stupidity #15

“America’s Favorite Cat”? I’ve never heard of this feline. The Best Cat Ever. The Best Cat Ever is a sequel to cat fancy books with other original titles like: The Cat Who Came for Christmas, and The Cat and the Curmudgeon. This is the “poignant conclusion to the saga of the haughty, endearing Polar Bear…” Someone wrote a saga about a cat? How can you write an entire saga about a freakin’ cat? The haughty, endearing polar bear, and his cranky, lovable human.” If that doesn’t grab you, then you should check for a pulse.

50 Animals with Day Jobs

Oh bestweekever, how I love you and your snarky ways. Check out this post. animals + crazy getups = hilarity.

Magic Tickle Joe Jazz, Pimp

Watch it….don’t ask

I’ve been pretty slack on the posts as of late, so watch this a thousand times and let the adorable cuteness swim through your soul.  Seriously, watch it over and over.  Actually I dare you to try and stop watching it, it’s like a cute spanish plague that takes over your attention span.  Dance damnit, DANCE!! 

Real Stupidity #6

 

Dog Doorbell: Easy to use and inconspicuous (what will the neighbors think?), this device allows pets to signal when they wish to go outside by stepping on the “paw” to ring the wall- or stand-mounted chime. The device uses radio frequency to transmit from paw to chime. Any size dog can activate the device, and the chime can be set for doorbell tone or a natural-sounding bark (because we can’t have your dog barking for themselves). Multiple paws can be distributed around the home at various pet exits. The chime operates on three AA batteries (included: that’s what you get for 29.95) and the paw operates on a 9-volt battery (included). Battery power provides up to 10,000 chimes before requiring replacement. Includes instructions on how to train a dog to use the device. (Well, hot damn, it’s not self-training? What kinda deal is this?) Not recommended for use outside in inclement weather. (If Sparky is outside in the rain, he’s S.O.L.) If it’s so easy to train a dog to step on a tiny “paw,” so you will hear the “bark” of a dog, and open the door… why can’t you train the damned thing to bark on its own? What’s that sound? Oh, nevermind, it’s just the dog again.

Party Like its KNUTE’S Birthday!

Rejected by his mother…accepted by American obssession with all things cute…or shall I say Knute.For those of you not familiar with the beautiful bear..meet Knute. He is the not so little guy that was orphaned at birth who became the fixture of television and print stories for months. It was not only his undeniable cuteness that caused much uproar but also the decision to send him to the Berlin Zoo to be raised by humans. It looks like he is doing just fine since the animal rights radicals have left him alone. You will be happy to know that he celebrated an adorable birthday at the zoo!! Hail Knute!